stillwatersofconsciousness: radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool
dustclouds: i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar
vandalswithjetpacks: The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.
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theshelbylife: incestuous-lesbianponies: laurarw: I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG HOLY SHIT
chrssy: riding your man like
cleverstarkidurl: when people complain about great gatsby spoilers THE BOOK HAS BEEN OUT FOR 88 YEARS
hokeyfright: people who aren’t in any minorities making jokes about social justice is like making fun of a kid for not having any lunch money after stealing their lunch money
mememaster: was i the only one who never had an allowance and just did things cause my parents said so
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caterinasforzas: sad young cardinals: Jay Gatsby was black: an explanation pollums: So let me explain this theory for those of you who haven’t heard it before already. The Great Gatsby is a story of a man that makes his fortune bootlegging and throws countless magnificent parties…
queenlovett: mundosdepapel: meret118: List of British words not widely used in the United States. Lists of words having different meanings in American and British English. List of American words not widely used in the United Kingdom. OH MY FUCKING GOD. THANK YOU SWEET BABY JESUS THANK YOU
vincereauimori: mrsmelchiorgabor: the year is 2053. a girl lays on her bed wearing vintage ugg boots. ‘I was born in the wrong generation’ she sighs as she listens to taylor swift and cries over a one direction poster. some kids are actually gonna be like this you do realize that
ap-calypse: rewolf: 3ridan: stay out of my lana del way what the fuck did u just lana del say you guys are lana del gay
thisgingerisback: Angelina Jolie announces a double mastectomy to save her life, people get fucking pissed and act like she’s lost everything that’s made her worthwhile in the first place, AND YOU WONDER WHY I FUCKING HATE THE “SAVE THE BOOBIES” TROPE. BECAUSE NO ONE ACTUALLY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE WOMAN’S LIFE. WOMEN JUST HAPPEN TO BE ATTACHED TO A PAIR OF BREASTS. WOMEN AREN’T WORTH...
khaleesi-of-westeros: FUCK CATS ARE SO WEIRD
Think about the difference between a house (Germanic) and a mansion (French), or...– Ten things you might not have known about the English language | Oxford University Press (via slantback)
fakehighschoolboyfriend: a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as: “i never knew you wanted to join the military” “why are you getting married” “that’s an awful tattoo” “what am i doing for the rest of my life” “how will i afford deodorant in college” “why can’t i graduate already” “why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”
gorgeousdarren: when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident
sorou: i-sold-my-soul-for-the-tardis: thepioden: hair-old-styles: harrystyies: What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us? My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not...