Why I (a gay guy) will be forever alone:
Attractive boy: Hi! I will be incredibly too busy to even give you the slightest acknowledgement that you exist.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm famous and completely inaccessible.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm straight, so the only serious relationship we'll ever have begins with a "b".
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm a douchebag, and for the most part you'll just be a really awesome fleshlight to me.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm twice your age, so most people will assume we're related and that'll make any kind of PDA painfully awkward.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm a lot younger than you. Jail anyone?
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm taken and/or blissfully happy without you.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm going to friend-zone you. Good luck not developing feelings for me while I depend on you for everything except romance!
Attractive boy: Hi! I live on the other side of the world.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm not even the slightest bit interested in you because you're too tall, or too short, or too skinny, or too fat, or too fem, or too masc, or too boring, or too outgoing, or I don't like your skin color, or I think your hair is gross, or some other reason that will make you feel like there's something or several things terribly wrong with you.
Fuck you Jordan. Fuck you for everything.
jpegartifacts: Spanish is the greatest language ever. The words “izquierdismo” and “izquierdista” are so much more satisfying to say than “leftism” and “leftist”. There are a bunch more but those are two of the coolest words.
Testing makes us stronger!
Just got another HIV test, however, this time it wasn’t agonizing. Have I ever mentioned how much I appreciate people who can draw blood? On another note, they’re going to go ahead and treat me for some other diseases since I’m displaying symptoms.
for now.: Can we all agree that sucking the... →
omnicideinparadise: unfriendlyatheist: youmightbeanatheist: Cause this kid just died of herpes that he contracted during the ritual. (And lots of other kids have gotten herpes or had other problems in similar situations.) I’m sorry, but fuck your tradition. Really. Fuck it. I can’t say I know where the line should be, but this is way the fuck on the wrong side of it. Dear foreskin, how...
What's Up With the Subjunctive Mood?
why not zoidberg?»: Reblog if you speak Spanish. →
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I want you so badly I can taste you on my tongue.
Jesus died for our sins, but so did Hitler....
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No, I do not straighten my fucking hair. My hair...
I'll keep waiting for you...
At least until I graduate and don’t go to Vandy.
I may be old fashioned, but I believe the top...
ctopher211: wisaxaholic: Its proper gay sex etiquette.